In search of a new identity

With the GOP in search of a new chairman, let me toss a few names into the party hat.

Donald Duck. Why not? He is a white anthropomorphic (lame) duck who usually wears a red tie.

Michael Vick. Why not? He's known to be good in a dogfight.

John Abdo. Why not? His latenight TV ads say he's a pro at flexing some muscle.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck. Why not? As The View's conservative voice, she's used to being ignored.

The Coen Brothers. Why not? These guys know what no country for old men is.