Who would've thunk...

Senator Arlen Specter would become a Democrat.
General Motors would eliminate the Pontiac brand.
Obesity would become a civil rights issue.
Conservatives wouldn't realize that Stephen Colbert is joking.
Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling would say "no sale" to e-books.
Starbucks would promote Seattle's Best Coffee.
And the White House would plant a vegetable garden.