Just a few of the things I wish I could do...

Build airplanes out of the same indestructible material as the "black box."
End the human massacres in Darfur, Sri Lanka, and more.
Banish ridiculous reality TV shows from the networks.
Ensure that no child is left behind.
Prove to suicide bomber terrorists there is a more humane way to make a point.
Take Rush Limbaugh off the radio.