BLUNT

My 15 minutes, er, seconds at The Political Carnival.

Rx

Congress will be using its "scalpel" to fix the ailing Federal budget.

Sorry folks, but that's about the only healthcare we're gonna get.

Corporate America

Yesterday, in a 5-4 vote reversing nearly a century of law, the Supreme Court of the United States ruled that corporations may donate gobs of money without limit to the campaigns of their favorite candidates.

Today, Congress declared January 21st as "Bring Your Corporation to Work Day."

Greed Is Good

Goldman Sachs reports record profit in 2009.

But how will these bankers get by on a mere $16.2 billion in bonuses?

Breaking News

God is re-calling Pat Robertson due to a serious defect in Intelligent Design.